Weird Patent of the Day
Face and nose wiper holding device for skiers
A face and nose wiper holder for skiers, adapted for attachment to the lower arm, with a retractable cover that exposes the wiper for use without removing it from the holder. It may use facial tissue or pre-packaged absorbent pads, and may also be worn on the wrist of a skier's glove.
Source: United States Patent and Trademark Office, www.uspto.gov. Official PDF: USPTO patent PDF. Also at Google Patents. The drawing on this page is a reduced copy of the official figure; see the original drawing.